DD Infomercial: Take One

May 15, 2009

“Babylon used to spend hours barking aimlessly from his seat on the couch. We just assumed he was barking at something outside, that we just couldn’t see. It never crossed our minds that Babylon could be barking because he felt like nothing, inside…” –Concerned Dog Owner

DD Doggy Depression

DD, doggy depression, is often characterized by the following symptoms:

  •  Loss of appetite, increased appetite, and/or recurring eating patterns
  • Increased sleepiness, increased instances of sleeplessness, and/or recurring sleeping patterns
  • Sluggishness, excitability, nervousness, and/or any other percieved emotionality

       DD affects an estimated 95% of dogs between the ages of 0-100 at least once in their lifetime. What can you do to save your pet from unnecessary anguish? Well, you can begin by patting yourself on the back for becoming an informed pet owner. But don’t stop there, make sure to stay tuned for the upcoming pet pharmaceuticals’ line I’ll be introducing to treat DD and other lesser known, increasingly common, fabricated pet illnessess.

Posterchild for DD (doggy depression). Even in the midst of the perfect sunny day at the beach, amongst happy couples, Babylon cannot help but shed a tear...

Posterchild for DD (doggy depression). Even in the midst of the perfect sunny day at the beach, amongst happy couples, Babylon cannot help but shed a tear…

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2 Responses to “DD Infomercial: Take One”

  1. mikemarcous said

    LOL.

    Baby’s face is priceless.

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